Right, so I just got back from seeing New Moon.
And I may have just died a little on the inside.
My mom believes that I /like/ Twilight, and her friend likes it too, and her friend is so nice and I just.... can't say that I don't like it. So I was dragged to New Moon. While pretending to like it. -_-
Bella. Is. So. Stupid. Antifeminism was dripping from everything she did. majoreyerollsighofdoom-
Edward. Is. A GINOURMOUS FUCKING GARY-SUE. I mean, as much as I really dont care on the matter, I was kind of rooting for Jacob. eyetwitch-
Jacob
wasnt so bad actually. His face looked a little disproportional with long hair, but other than that, Jacobs character and the actor were okay.
Charlie was, once again, one of the highlights in the movie for me. He is made of win. xDD
The entire movie though, was full of angst, shot with really bad camera angles (I DONTNEED TO BE FIVE INCHES FROM EVERYBODYS FACE ALL THE TIME) and they cut the only parts I was looking forward to. -_- Is it so hard to just include good parts of the books in the movies once in awhile? Really?
But I digress.
Okay. My favorite thing.
THE WEREWOLVES. WERE SERIOUSLY BADASS.
SERIOUSLY.
They looked really cool. The special effects on them were awesome. There was only one questionable part (Sam as a wolf, the first time you see him. It looks almost animatronic.) But other than that
. Just
wow. shuts up now-
OMFG. I was watching Mike hit on Bella (the only somewhat funny part in the movie that didnt involve Charlie, I swear.) and I was staring at his face, going
who does that remind me of? And then it hit me and I think I gasped out loud. RICHARD SPEIGHT JR. I
dont know why but
he just... reminded me of him. And it scared me that a movie so horrible could remind of a guy so awesome. scarred now-
The two scenes that I was looking forward to most (excluding the werewolves, of course) were left out: the scene where Jacob forcibly kisses Bella, and she breaks her hand over his face (dont ask me why I was looking forward to this. I just.. was) And at the very end where Charlie finds the motorcycles and almost has a hernia yelling at Bella over them
. >3333333 Gawd, I wish theyd shown that.
Okay, so. If youre absolutely bent on not seeing it, but are being forced to, there are three things that make the movie bearable (in other words, why I didnt hang myself from the ceiling beams in the middle of the movie)
1. Charlie. He was awesome once again. They really didnt show him as much as they should have though. It kind of made me mad.
2. Carlisle. Again, the actor who plays him is just, right on. His facial expressions, subtle movements, everything, were fantastic. Just like Charlie though, they didnt show hardly any of him (only two scenes I think).
3. And of course the werewolves. See above. xDD
















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Addicted to Supernatural.
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And it's plain to see,
Evil inside of me,
Is on the rise.
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and I really just have to say that your New Moon review was totally made of awesome-- Because you're right: Charlie, Carlisle, and the awesomely intense wolves were the only things that made the movie worth watching... Twice, in my case
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And thanks, lol. Glad you liked it.
You had to watch it twice? -petpet- xD
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And it's plain to see,
Evil inside of me,
Is on the rise.
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And thanks for the watch
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